One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet
dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as
a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I
am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I
went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked
out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was so excited.
Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to
kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Funny!
ReplyDeleteThe guy has a good point. Lmao!
ReplyDeleteThe guy has a good point. Lmao!
ReplyDeleteA good point indeed, two wrongs don't make a right but in other words, its good to give to Czar what belong to Czar.
ReplyDeleteLol that's mean
ReplyDeleteThank you jare! sharp guy!
ReplyDeleteoh my.... this was worth reading
ReplyDeleteoh my.... this was worth reading
ReplyDeleteAm sure the guys are having a good laugh! Revenge is sweet heyy! My friend made an hilarious comment to me she said - "I'll tell him at the mall that is there a toilet we can quickly go do it then you can now come and pay?" That is hilarious....
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